General Vibe

• Someone who is game to help me with my weird little art projects.

• Someone who will drop me off and pick me up from brunch with my friends

• Someone who will be patient with me and my dogs.

• Someone who will listen to my dad talk about his muzzleloaders for hours on end while pretending to genuinely care

• Someone who will still squeeze my butt in public when we’re old.

• Someone who will mow the yard and take out the trash because I’m just a girl.

• The type of guy that will never say no to bringing home a foster animal. (Bonus: Someone who will let me have a mini horse).

• Someone who I can enjoy all day Sunday on the sofa with just as much as a Friday night out.

In Movie Quotes

• It’s got to be that can’t eat, can’t sleep, reach for the stars, over the fence, World Series kind of stuff

• “We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a [relationship], you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness'."

• Certified lover girl

• Best aunt in the world

• Professional hype woman

• Loyal to a fault

• Huge boobs

• I make hella cakes

• Do not have a nonchalant bone in my body

• Mostly vegetarian

• Very type B

• Curse (and drink) link a sailor

• My dogs have quirks and require patience

• Huge boobs

• Physically incapable of being on time

• Historically anxiously attached (and working on it)